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Monday, June 1, 2015

FBG Rap

Way too early Saturday morning Team FBG headed out to Rock Hall...
They were going to do a relay - don't you know y'all?
On Sunday the individual Sprint would be on their plate;
Two races in one weekend for heavens sake!
They rolled into town at just past the crack...
Getting up at 3am is totally whack!
Rabbit Fuel!
Packet pick up went smooth as a breeze -
Not much to set up in transition if you please!
Team FBG is relay ready!
Team FBG has a certain requirement
It's Specialized bikes - now don't get bent!
Specialized bikes rock!
Next thing you know Savage STEB was off on the swim;
Fifteen hundred meters then she could come in!
The ears make you swim faster!
STEB got caught up with some swimmers off course -
She corrected herself - there will be no remorse!
Before she knew it she sprinted all the way to transition -
And the Beast was there in her position!
STUR was there to help exchange the chip...
Then the Beast ran out with her bike lickety-split!
The Beast returned with a report of lots of wind -
Then off on her run- Killer Carol she did send...
Getting hot and STUR started to develop a blister -
Did this stop Team FBG? No way mister!
In the end the girls came away with the 2nd place prize -
It was nice to try on those trophies for size!
FBG Relay Bling!
Sunday Team Rabbit got to sleep in a bit... 
Less distance to drive and a later start was it.
Arrived nice and early - check in again was smooth;
Organize transition - they got in a groove!
Team FBG ready for the individual Sprint race!
On the way out of transition - STEB thought she saw wheels like her own...
But wait! That's not right - it's HER bike - hold the phone!
Wave number 5 went off at 8:16...
But the silver caps? They weren't too keen!
The water temp was awfully nice for a swim:
It's 79.8? You've got to be kidding!
STUR was just ahead of the Beast and STEB -
They cruised into T1 - three abreast!
The Beast was the first one out on the road...
Followed by STEB and STUR - that's no joke!
STEB enjoyed the time on Trixie her bike -
Was she happy with her split as well? Yes - outta sight!
After T2 she wheezed her way through the run -
But had a negative split when it was all done!
STEB also ran into some old masters swim friends...
And hopes to see them on July 4 for the free triathlon again!

STUR's transitions left a bit to be desired -
Under her butt someone should put a fire!
She was relieved to make it thorough the 14.6...
Hopped off her bike after she unclipped!
Felt pretty good on the 3.1 -
Even though not much shade from the sun!
Found the rest of her FBG team -
Just waiting for the awards ceremony it would seem!
Sprint Check!
Margie the Beast kicked @$$ again...
And defended her podium spot from last year - a win!
Made a new friend Judah who is into white rabbits -
Remembered STUR from last years bay swim! Is this becoming a habit?
Have a Coke with a Superstar?!
Ken the announcer loved their relay team name:
And had fun announcing Fat Bottom Girls, not ashamed!
The Beast with Ken the announcer!
Spotted the Rock Hall vice mayor dancing...
To 'Turn Down for What' - no misunderstanding!
On the way home the Beast treated them to some tunes on the ukulele -
Sounded great for only playing a month - just crazy!
The Rock Hall race weekend was a grand success -
Thanks to everyone at VTS/MTS!


2 comments:

  1. Love this rap! Congrats on y'all's podium finish -- love the trophies and bling. I didn't know the Beast plays ukelele! And that's funny that someone remembered STUR from the Bay. Must've been the rabbit ears?

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  2. Thanks, CBun! It was a fun weekend. A tad warm, but that's better than rain! YES! The lady remembered STUR and the ears from the Bay! And I then remembered STUR telling me about that after. Weird!

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