Someone's dog was in her yard - and Riley gave warning!
Next a drunk girl was knocking at the door!!
Insisting she lived in STEB's house? Sure....
Exchanged a few 'words' when the girl tried to break down STEB's fence
Then after STEB released TWO dogs from out back - made no sense!
STEB thought they left but turns out not...
Next thing you know, STEB had to call the cops!
They started knocking at the door once more -
By now it's 2:30 in the morning - for sure.
Fairfax County's finest soon arrived -
Then took down all the details in stride
In a neighborhood two miles away is where she actually lives
She was with her friend 'the devil' - what gives?
Drunk in Public was the eventual charge
The girls got arrested so they're no longer 'at large'
Captain Morgan apparently was the one to blame
And poor Jagger her dog probably thinks this is all insane
Now it's 3:30 AM and STEB is wide awake
So why not write a rap for Heaven's sake!
"Drunk in Public"
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